A Typo in the Koran! by Bill Shiver

Oops!  This is not good news.    Especially if you’re an Islamic Terrorist.  The Koran teaches that you may kill Infidels.  And you may decide who is or isn’t an Infidel.  And, if you’re whacked while out killing Infidels, you will go to Nirvanna and be greeted by 72 virgins.  Here is the problem, guys.  They didn’t use spell check when writing the Koran.,  “Virgins” should be “Virgils.”  So you will be greeted by Virgil Waler, Virgil Lovett, Virgil Ward, Virgil Shaw…well, you get the point.

So, next time you’re out trying to kill those pesky Infidels, you want to know that you may be in for a “Shocko-Potimus.”  I’m just saying.